Oh my good lord, I have just been bitten by a mosquito on each arm, and I do feel it was the same one! The cheek of the little blood sucker. There it perches, happily on my arm and I feel a sharp sting, look down and lo and behold there is something sharing my blood, through my cardigan I might add! Five minutes later, I am sat here and feel another shapr sting, this time on the right arm, and lo and behold, there he is again! What a filthy beast (even though it does have good taste 
Oh, excellent, I have just noticed all the smilies.
Whoah! It's a techno dancer. He's at a rave.
I was actually gonna sit here and think of a witty line for each one, but I might save that for the weekend, don't want to overload your poor readers.
I hate having an insect on me, because then you just feel itchy for ages afterwards. Every slight move and you twat yourself with your hand causing unneccesary pain and effort. Suddenly there are a thousand creepy crawlies all over your body, you're itching your head and generally cosntantly shifting in your seat. See, I am itching an eye brow now. Before it was my back.
The other day I put on my PJ's and what do I feel crawling? No, not an orangutan. A spider. One of those small, fast, brownish, triangular shaped body ones. Oh, that's just crawled on me body. So then of course I had to go and shake various other items of clothing just for the hell of it, you know, why not eh?! It gives me the creeps 
The worst is lying in bed, and looking up and noticing something crawling. So you put the light on and the spider increases in size and it just happens to be above your head but you don't want to move it in case it drops on the bed and you lose it so you get the vacuum and suck the bastard up. This may sound a wee bit cruel but I am not wanting to encourage Mr or Mrs spider to crawl on me in my sleep, thanks very much 
Oh ggooooooooodddddddddd. Now my freakin' ear is itching.
Anyway, gonna go again before I overdo the smiley usage. Over and out.